Andrew Wiggins gets vaccinated, wins title and complains

Andrew Wiggins got vaxxed, won a title, complained

Andrew Wiggins got vaxxed, won a title, complained
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There’s not a ton to add to the story beyond the title. Andrew Wiggins, who is coming off the best year of his career, is still feeling a little sick from having to get vaccinated.

Here’s what he said to FanSided’s Mark Carmen how unfair it was that he should be vaccinated.

“I did, and I was an All-Star this year and a champion, so that was the good part, not missing out on the year, the best year of my career. But for my body, I don’t like putting all that stuff in my body, so I didn’t like it and I didn’t like that it wasn’t my choice. I didn’t like that it was either getting this or not playing.

First of all, it wasn’t an ultimatum. His religious exemption was denied and he could have pulled a Kyrie. The Warriors may not have cowardly caved in letting him play away games only, but some tough shit.

Second, what were the unwanted side effects? In fact, you know what, I’m going to skip the rebuttal and go straight to the insults because, really, what are we doing here?

Wiggins is the guy at work who’s so quiet he’s weird, and then when you talk to him, he kind of gets weirder.

“I didn’t know there was so much literature on chemtrails, Doug. Also, how the fuck are you a manager? »

I researched the vaccination schedule purely for the purpose of seeing how much “stuff” Wiggins might already have in his body. The CDC has seven different plans on her card for the first 18 months of a child’s life and this does not include the annual flu shot.

The range of serums might be different for Canadians, of which Wiggins is one, so he might miss a dose here or there. Ideally, however, he is protected from poliomyelitis and other serious diseases, most of which have been eradicated. However, this is the subject of debate because he told ESPN vaccines are “not really something we believe in as a family,” noting in October that he is the only member of his family to have received the vaccine.

I say. What a scam, right? Protection against harmful pathogens is such an archaic concept.

Wiggins cited long-term concerns about the vaccine. If you want to go this route, what are the lasting effects of COVID? It’s only been around for a few years, but let’s mutate it a few dozen times so we can make sure the Redditors were wrong.

I don’t know where Wiggins gets his Conspiracy Weekly delivered in the offseason, but his home country has stricter mandates than the United States, and those harmless/extremely helpful injections probably make it easier to visit the hotspot that is his family in addition to making it definitely safer.

If my fingers didn’t lose interest and go rogue when I try to Google “Where does Andrew Wiggins spend his sumfdkasl;fjdak;;;;;;;;;?” I would have bored you with other boring facts about his spare time.

Oh damn, I just used factoid in a sentence – I can feel the Wiggins cuteness seeping into my bloodstream by osmosis. I suddenly want to watch How It’s Made: PVC pipe. Funny little anecdote: “How it’s done” is a Canadian television program.

Gah, Jesus, Sean. Factoid? Treat? Canadian television? You kill your father, Larry.

Do you see what’s going on, Andrew? That’s what’s happening, Andrew. That’s what happens. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN TH – please wait. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties.

Sean Beckwith will return after sorting out some personal issues. In the meantime, please get vaccinated and boosted, and don’t complain.


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